The Paradise of Bohinj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zlatorog with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.54 billion Bohinjians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bohinjska Bistrica. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bohinjian economy, worth a remarkable 6,215 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 203,534 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,888,863 per year while the poor average 2,054, a ratio of 919 to 1.

Governments opposing Bohinj are beset by rebels, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Bohinjska Bistrica River, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and saying "don't do anything that Zlatorog wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bohinj's national animal is the Zlatorog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Peace.

Bohinj is ranked 332,074^th in the world and 14^th in Equinox for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -44.05 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.