The Jingoistic States of Boil is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning giraffe population. The hard-working population of 2.92 billion Boilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The strong Boilian economy, worth 128 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,090 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, Boil has designated Boil City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Boil in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Boil's national animal is the giraffe.

Boil is ranked 236,470^th in the world and 5^th in Shation for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 121.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.