The Empire of Bonobiana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Bonobo with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 4.992 billion Bonobistas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonobinópolis. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bonobiano economy, worth 940 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,411 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Bonobiana Blood Tithe, the government has been criticized for giving away Bonobiana's territory to anyone who claims it, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by Supreme Bonobo to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonobiana's national animal is the Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temple of Free SEX.

Bonobiana is ranked 57,282^nd in the world and 1,298^th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 541.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.