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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,866thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,040th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
BONOISE For You
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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BONOISE

Population50 million

CurrencyBone
Animalgoats

The Kingdom of BONOISE is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 50 million BONOISEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.4%.

The strong BONOISEian economy, worth 2.90 trillion Bones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 57,990 Bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, vaccinations are mandatory, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. BONOISE's national animal is the goats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BONOISE is ranked 161,082nd in the world and 2nd in annaba for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 316.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,866thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,040th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : BONOISE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in BONOISE, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
  • : Following new legislation in BONOISE, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in BONOISE, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in BONOISE, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • : Following new legislation in BONOISE, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : BONOISE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in BONOISE, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in BONOISE, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in BONOISE, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.

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