The Most Serene Followers of Brahman is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Brahman with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.442 billion Brahmanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everywhere. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Brahmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,904 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,064 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, in a fit of passion Brahman has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, the treehouse in Elephant Park is the tallest building in Brahman, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brahman's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Brahman is ranked 203,351^st in the world and 3^rd in Hinduism for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.25 kickbacks per hour.