The Republic of Brandon Aiyuk is a massive, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning penguin population. The hard-working population of 1.694 billion Brandon Aiyukians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Brandon Aiyukian economy, worth 60.4 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 35,627 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, genetic researchers have been expelled, Harry Potter books are banned, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandon Aiyuk's national animal is the penguin.

Brandon Aiyuk is ranked 185,452^nd in the world and 4,040^th in Suspicious for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 928.97 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.