The Dominion of British Hocionis is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.903 billion British Hocionisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish British Hocionisian economy, worth 294 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 24,778 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over British Hocionis, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Hocionis's national animal is the lion.

British Hocionis is ranked 68,645^th in the world and 2^nd in Worldwide british empire 2 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.28 law-abiding acts per hour.