The Commonwealth of BritshEmpire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Viscount Montgomery of Alamein with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.991 billion Britsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BritshEmpirean economy, worth 431 trillion Mists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,006 Mists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viscount Montgomery of Alamein is famed for giving great back rubs, Viscount Montgomery of Alamein is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, and contestants on BritshEmpire's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BritshEmpire's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tascam US-2X2.

BritshEmpire is ranked 278,780^th in the world and 10,576^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.