The Armed Republic of Bruceknuckles is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 8 million Bruceknucklesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Bruceknucklesian economy, worth 285 billion baht a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,698 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and Bruceknucklesians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruceknuckles's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bruceknuckles is ranked 128,831^st in the world and 26^th in The United Binturong Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,539.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.