The Federal Republic of Bruhburg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bruhbutalsonotbruh with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.428 billion Bruhburgians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bruhburg. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Bruhburgian economy, worth 47.6 trillion Bruh Points a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,306 Bruh Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, rural Bruhburgians are missing the forest for the numerous cellular towers they replaced, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruhburg's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bruhburg is ranked 30,473^rd in the world and 1,622^nd in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.