The State of Brunetti Pyre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.56 billion Brunetti Pyreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 38.1%.

The Brunetti Pyrean economy, worth 785 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 28,498 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and eight out of ten children believe hard lemonade gives you cirrhosis of the liver. Crime is moderate. Brunetti Pyre's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brunetti Pyre is ranked 68,369^th in the world and 1^st in Crematorium for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,485.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.