Population | 17.816 billion |
Capital | The Farm |
Leader | Farmer Sprout |
Currency | Brussel Sprout |
Animal | Worm |
The Most Serene Republic of Brussels Sprout is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Farmer Sprout with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.816 billion Brussels Sproutians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Farm. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Brussels Sproutian economy, worth a remarkable 4,334 trillion Brussel Sprouts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 243,275 Brussel Sprouts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and Farmer Sprout is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brussels Sprout's national animal is the Worm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Brussels Sprout is ranked 6,262nd in the world and 37th in belgium for Most Stationary, with 2,919.5359092736 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, Farmer Sprout is famed for giving great back rubs.
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters.
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, the nation's athletes must all cross the finish line together while holding hands.
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed.
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
- : Following new legislation in Brussels Sprout, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.