The Dictatorship of Bryan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bryan with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 24.21 billion Bryanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.6%.

The strong Bryanian economy, worth 808 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 33,381 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, elections have been outlawed, and Bryan has just been declared ruler of Bryan in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bryan's national animal is the ant.

Bryan is ranked 133,539^th in the world and 3,368^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.