The Rogue Nation of BSN49 is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.872 billion BSN49ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.

The frighteningly efficient BSN49ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,741 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,466 coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and large sections of BSN49 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN49's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agape.

BSN49 is ranked 1,698^th in the world and 344^th in Mikes Hope for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,598.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.