The Crew of BTR-4 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by KMDB with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.025 billion BTR-4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ukrainian Army. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.5%.

The strong BTR-4ian economy, worth 165 trillion 2014s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,734 2014s, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, BTR-4ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BTR-4's national animal is the Ukraine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

BTR-4 is ranked 230,530^th in the world and 42^nd in Ukrainian Armed Forces for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.