The Dictatorship of Bubbation is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.707 billion Bubbas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bubbationian economy, worth a remarkable 3,279 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 222,980 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,297,163 per year while the poor average 18,119, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

Theoretical science is only theoretical, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Bubbationian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Bubbation's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bubbation is ranked 31,288^th in the world and 1^st in The South Arctic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.98 law-abiding acts per hour.