The Refined Centrists of Bulirentep Slential is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Merciful Lord Bulirentepla with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.847 billion Bulirentepians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulirentep City. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulirentepian economy, worth 825 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,608 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Large wigs have been banned for having racist implications, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, Bulirentepians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulirentep Slential's national animal is the seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is any gods you like.

Bulirentep Slential is ranked 8,148^th in the world and 12^th in Marnagarthean Integration for Most Cultured, scoring 125 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.