The Brachycardian Boozers of Buzzed Cavemen is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Afto Thunder with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.386 billion Buzzed Cavemenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peoria. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Buzzed Cavemenian economy, worth 586 trillion beers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,363 beers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Buzzed Cavemen's national animal is the party animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drunken Defender Moralism.

Buzzed Cavemen is ranked 4,006^th in the world and 11^th in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,085.3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.