The State of Caamano is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.793 billion Caamanoans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The very strong Caamanoan economy, worth 599 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,263 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 176,281 per year while the poor average 16,916, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Caamano has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caamano's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caamano is ranked 195,893^rd in the world and 3^rd in Keewatin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.06 law-abiding acts per hour.