The State of Cabot Trail is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.718 billion Cabot Trailians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The thriving Cabot Trailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 70,740 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,398 per year while the poor average 14,429, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, Cabot Trail has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Cabot Trail in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cabot Trail's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cabot Trail is ranked 256,884^th in the world and 4^th in Newfoundland and Labrador for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.18 law-abiding acts per hour.