The Dictatorship of Cacaon is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 580 million Cacaonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The powerhouse Cacaonian economy, worth 52.5 trillion chocs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 90,568 chocs, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Cacaon's national animal is the Kolata, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cacaon is ranked 75,286^th in the world and 49^th in The Black Hawks for Highest Average Incomes, with 90,568.81 Standard Monetary Units.