The Kingdom of CAEDALPE is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 166 million CAEDALPEians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The CAEDALPEian economy, worth 8.92 trillion pixels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,743 pixels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
CAEDALPE is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and CAEDALPEians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CAEDALPE's national animal is the robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
CAEDALPE is ranked 66,748th in the world and 1st in CAEDALPE for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,306.5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
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CAEDALPE was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Accessible.
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CAEDALPE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
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CAEDALPE, CAEDALPEians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
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CAEDALPE, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
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CAEDALPE, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
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CAEDALPE, CAEDALPE is sometimes referred to as the global janitor.
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CAEDALPE, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
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CAEDALPE changed its national animal to "robot".
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CAEDALPE, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
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CAEDALPE, sex-ed is child's play.



















