The Free Land of Cafe fox tale is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.919 billion Cafe fox taleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The Cafe fox talean economy, worth 131 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,908 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cafe fox tale's national animal is the Kitsune.

Cafe fox tale is ranked 172,021^st in the world and 23^rd in Storage Yard for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 66.33 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.