The United Socialist States of Cake Cannon 14 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy. The democratic population of 1.097 billion Cannoneers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cannonian economy, worth 42.4 trillion revolutionaries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,681 revolutionaries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent. Cake Cannon 14's national animal is the pilot.

Cake Cannon 14 is ranked 67,555^th in the world and 1^st in French Sudan for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,646.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.