The Province of Cal lan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.384 billion Cal lanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cal lanian economy, worth 252 trillion Provincial Talers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,830 Provincial Talers, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and Cal lan shot first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cal lan's national animal is the Local Labrador, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cal lan is ranked 80,826^th in the world and 10^th in Urcea for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 46,671.4 Standard Monetary Units.