Population | 24.425 billion |
Capital | Timmonsville |
Leader | Pace Car |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Slingshot Gold Nugget |
Animal | South Carolina Gamecock |
The Timmonsville Racer of Cale Yarborough is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Pace Car with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 24.425 billion Cale Yarboroughians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timmonsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Cale Yarboroughian economy, worth a remarkable 6,729 trillion Slingshot Gold Nuggets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 275,537 Slingshot Gold Nuggets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 951,812 per year while the poor average 58,336, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.
Pace Car's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Timmonsville generates millions of views, Pace Car is quite hard to get a hold of, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cale Yarborough's national animal is the South Carolina Gamecock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Cale Yarborough is ranked 6,294th in the world and 96th in NationStates for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,742.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cale Yarborough, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Cale Yarborough, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
- : Following new legislation in Cale Yarborough, Pace Car is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Following new legislation in Cale Yarborough, Pace Car's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Timmonsville generates millions of views.
- : Following new legislation in Cale Yarborough, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
- : Following new legislation in Cale Yarborough, the media seems excessively interested in what Pace Car is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Cale Yarborough, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility.
- : Following new legislation in Cale Yarborough, visiting the best Cale Yarboroughian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Cale Yarborough, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold.
- : Cale Yarborough was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality.