The Dominion of Cancersheet is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 741 million Cancersheetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cancersheetian economy, worth 68.9 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,031 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, and when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cancersheet's national animal is the Parot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cancersheet is ranked 55,288^th in the world and 1^st in The Glorious Evolution for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,696.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.