The Battle of Carabobo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Juan Guaidó with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 23.854 billion Caraboboans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Caraboboan economy, worth 751 trillion bolivars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,500 bolivars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Carabobo has designated Valencia as its capital city, education and welfare spending are on the rise, Juan Guaidó has just been declared ruler of Carabobo in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Carabobo's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carabobo's national animal is the llama and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Carabobo is ranked 63,594^th in the world and 11^th in Department Store for Most Primitive, scoring 43.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.