The Kingdom of Card 19 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.84 billion Card 19ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Card 19ian economy, worth 344 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 34,969 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,379 per year while the poor average 2,192, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Card 19's national animal is the dolphin.

Card 19 is ranked 269,771^st in the world and 3,066^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.