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Most Advanced Public Transport: 83rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 164thMost Subsidized Industry: 189th
The Card Capturing Commissariat of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Ever Forward!
XoriGarth McDurthang
Influence
Diplomat
Governor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Card Captor Pacifica

Population15.262 billion

CapitalElegarth City
LeaderXoriGarth McDurthang

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalBlack Dragon

The Card Capturing Commissariat of Card Captor Pacifica is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by XoriGarth McDurthang with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, lack of airports, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.262 billion Card Captor Pacificans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Law & Order, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elegarth City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Captor Pacifican economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,268 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Women who display their ankles are shunned by society, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date, and the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Card Captor Pacifica's national animal is the Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Card Captor Pacifica is ranked 328,597th in the world and 69th in Card Captor Pacifica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 83rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 164thMost Subsidized Industry: 189thMost Primitive: 367thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,277thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,531stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,576thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,483rdLargest Black Market: 4,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,477thMost Efficient Economies: 7,512thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,540thRudest Citizens: 10,047thMost Influential: 11,963rdMost Devout: 12,323rdMost Stationary: 13,921stBest Weather: 15,484thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 19,745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,942ndLargest Populations: 29,128thLargest Governments: 29,525thMost Patriotic: 32,368th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, excited Romeos drive all the way to the next village for a date.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, the nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Card Captor Pacifican Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate".
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Card Captor Pacifica, glassy-eyed Card Captor Pacifican wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Card Captor Pacifica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.

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