The Queendom of CardFarmer27595921 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.547 billion Card Farmers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Good Old Card Farm. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 2,251 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 194,979 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Good Old Card Farm's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law, the endangered saltwater humpback dolphin is only seen in captivity programs, and the national defense strategy is a little floppy. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. CardFarmer27595921's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CardFarmer27595921 is ranked 2,721^st in the world and 6^th in CardoTerraFormation for Most Primitive, scoring 163.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.