The Crown of Carguei is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 714 million Kargüirt are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arslöva. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.

The strong Kargüis economy, worth 56.7 trillion Karun-Tarmüls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,453 Karun-Tarmüls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carguei's national animal is the Karunbörulfa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carguei is ranked 267,207^th in the world and 1^st in Imperium Organicum for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.