The Old Lands of Dutch-Gaming-Commune is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Josh of District with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.052 billion Dutch-Gaming-Communeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port-el-ro. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch-Gaming-Communean economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Kasars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,881 Kasars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bike rage is all the rage, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutch-Gaming-Commune's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of The Broken God.

Dutch-Gaming-Commune is ranked 4,950^th in the world and 128^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 566.86 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.