The State of Carol Hammerhill is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 25.399 billion Carol Hammerhillians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Carol Hammerhillian economy, worth 469 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,475 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carol Hammerhill has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Carol Hammerhill in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carol Hammerhill's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Carol Hammerhill is ranked 74,107^th in the world and 3^rd in Kigali for Most Beautiful Environments, with 605.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.