| Population | 1.277 billion |
| Capital | Theophatia |
| Leader | Marina Levipedia |
| Faith | Sparagmism |
| Currency | taureus |
| Animal | centaur |
The Federation of Carystus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marina Levipedia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.277 billion Carystians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theophatia. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Carystian economy, worth 83.4 trillion taureuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,340 taureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, Bambi has been banned, and at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carystus's national animal is the centaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sparagmism.
Carystus is ranked 189,653rd in the world and 8th in Orion Spur for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Carystus, at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound.
- : Following new legislation in
Carystus, Bambi has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Carystus, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
- : Following new legislation in
Carystus, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
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Carystus, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
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Carystus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
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Carystus, gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through.
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Carystus, the Carystian government is the world's largest NGO.
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Carystus, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
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Carystus, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.

































