The Holy Northern Empire of Catsor is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The democratic population of 17.551 billion Catsorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Defense, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 15.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Catsorian economy, worth 831 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,376 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, voting is compulsory, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Catsor's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catsor is ranked 48,445^th in the world and 8^th in Xedas for Most Primitive, scoring 55.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.