The ONE HEX IMERIUM OF GOON DOOM of Cebulon is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 615 million Cebulonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of One Hex Goblin City. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The Cebulonian economy, worth 27.3 trillion Unoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,416 Unoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is under martial law, the One Hex Goblin City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and the state-controlled media salutes those about to spy. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cebulon's national animal is the Hex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cebulon is ranked 207,973^rd in the world and 549^th in Cebulon for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 295.23 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.