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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 602nd
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Potentiae in Populem
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population18.589 billion

LeaderAudrey Goleidas

AnimalTir snake

The Republic of Ceni is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audrey Goleidas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.589 billion Cenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cenial. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The very strong Cenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion Bewlegis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,512 Bewlegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Ceni, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceni's national animal is the Tir snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceni is ranked 7,026th in the world and 11th in Rushmore for Highest Economic Output, with 2,295 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 602ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 714thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 791stMost Pacifist: 1,168thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,356thBest Weather: 1,378thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,496thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,573rdSafest: 1,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,993rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,180thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,414thNicest Citizens: 2,442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,482ndLargest Governments: 2,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,181stMost Cultured: 3,274thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,485thHealthiest Citizens: 4,157thMost Inclusive: 4,499thSmartest Citizens: 6,664thHighest Economic Output: 7,026thLowest Crime Rates: 8,962ndLargest Populations: 9,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,211thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,260thNudest: 11,766thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,677thHighest Drug Use: 15,759thMost Politically Free: 16,463rdMost Income Equality: 20,929thMost Secular: 21,654thHighest Average Incomes: 22,108thMost Developed: 23,380th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Ceni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
  • : Ceni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Citizenship And Birth Act".
  • : Ceni voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Electrum.

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