The Imperial Territory of Central District is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor Dinis Frederico with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.689 billion Brasipolitans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasípolis. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brasipolitan economy, worth 249 trillion Brazilwoodian Cruzeiroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 92,605 Brazilwoodian Cruzeiroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, it is a silent spring in Central District, and university applicants are judged by how much they laugh at professors' tired jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central District's national animal is the golden lion tamarin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central District is ranked 120,502^nd in the world and 7^th in Brazilwood for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,148.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.