Population | 29.67 billion |
Capital | the Dog Pound |
Leader | RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 |
Faith | 24th day dawgists |
Currency | oppressed Multitude |
Animal | happy people |
The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.67 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 9,810 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,660 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,101 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.
Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.
Cerberion is ranked 291,670th in the world and 862nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -43.93 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Cerberion was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Economic Powerhouse of Bobsylvania, curing 435 million infected.
- : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Economic Powerhouse of Bobsylvania, killing 161 million zombies.
- : Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Economic Powerhouse of Bobsylvania, killing 78 million zombies.