The Changing Kingdom of Cervidian Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jarl Elkhorn with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.093 billion Cervidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plentvaki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The very strong Imperial economy, worth 891 trillion Deerchmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,721 Deerchmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,233 per year while the poor average 14,579, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances, many believe that Jarl Elkhorn's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Imperial nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Cervidian Empire's national animal is the Crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Deer Paganism.

Cervidian Empire is ranked 156,206^th in the world and 53^rd in The Interdimensional Community for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,172.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.