The Confederacy of Cfdu1202 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.059 billion Cfdu1202ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cfdu1202 City. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cfdu1202ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,199 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,826 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The CBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, Cfdu1202ian doors require a Ph.D. to open, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime is totally unknown. Cfdu1202's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cfdu1202 is ranked 9,302^nd in the world and 21^st in Yggdrasil for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,835.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.