The Free Land of Charles M Williams is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.763 billion Charles M Williamsians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Charles M Williamsian economy, worth 872 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 55,369 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,143 per year while the poor average 14,049, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Charles M Williams's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Charles M Williams is ranked 65,044^th in the world and 364^th in Memeland United for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 50,054.36 Standard Monetary Units.