The Republic of Chayofa is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Carlos Corazón with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.721 billion Chayofans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Camella. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chayofan economy, worth 553 trillion céntimoes a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,923 céntimoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chayofa's national animal is the gato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is humanismo.

Chayofa is ranked 207,506^th in the world and 15^th in The Maritimes for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 186.95 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.