The Bannorn of Cheldorado is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bann Aller vos Dace with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 9.449 billion Cheldoradoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeksionka. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cheldoradoan economy, worth 581 trillion kamas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,494 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheldorado's national animal is the ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Cheldorado is ranked 273,561^st in the world and 57^th in South America for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.