The Republic of Chels3a is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by President Behdad Eghbali|PM Xabi Alonso with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 898 million Chels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stamford Bridge. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chelsean economy, worth 80.3 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,471 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chels3a's national animal is the Stamford the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chels3a is ranked 76,509^th in the world and 6^th in Atlantic for Highest Average Incomes, with 89,471.49 Standard Monetary Units.