The He cant keep going of Chibi Bison is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Doctor with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.793 billion Chibi Bisonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lungmen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The very strong Chibi Bisonian economy, worth 99.2 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,315 ★★★★★s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,737 per year while the poor average 13,484, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

CB-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Chibi Bison's national animal is the Forte, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chibi Bison is ranked 243,886^th in the world and 20^th in Penguin Logistics for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.