The State of Chief of Staff is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The democratic population of 37.565 billion Chief of Staffians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Welfare and Defense not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 9.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Chief of Staffian economy, worth 788 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,984 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The eagle is a protected species, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the government is reigning in public spending, and Chief of Staff has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chief of Staff's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chief of Staff is ranked 292,134^th in the world and 610^th in State for Most Developed, scoring 47.21 on the Human Development Index.