The Chicness of Chik is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chic McChique with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.814 billion Chikans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheapdale. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chikian economy, worth a remarkable 2,215 trillion checks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,631 checks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, Cheapdale moves with the times, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime is relatively low. Chik's national animal is the Chik chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chikstafariansim.

Chik is ranked 9,828^th in the world and 2^nd in Freshness for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,592.01 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.