The Republica of Chile is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Sebastián Piñera with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 31.349 billion Chileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chilean economy, worth a remarkable 4,038 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,826 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, the same 31349 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with President Sebastián Piñera's every word on Twitcher, and scrapyards are filled with President Sebastián Piñera's face. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chile's national animal is the Albatros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chile is ranked 52,534^th in the world and 1^st in The Forgotten Lands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 53,553.23 Standard Monetary Units.